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GUARDIAN

Mr and Mrs John Smith invite you to attend the wedding of their daughter Isobel to Bertrand Williams.

I am in love with my boss and I'm afraid I'm going to lose my job because it's obvious to all my colleagues that we are having an affair. I'm at my wits end and have no one to turn to. Please help.

Did our fathers and our fathers' fathers struggle and slave for this? Is this all we have to show for our life-long devotion to duty at the risk of life and limb? I leave you with a final plea to show your protest by putting your mark on the ballot paper where it belongs.

British Taxicom - good morning - my name's Shelley - how can I help you?

A bright start to the day today in most parts of the country. I'll start with the South East of the country where squally showers have already made driving hazardous and these conditions seem set to continue throughout the day.